Don't talk to me until I've had my daily hole serum

thank god something is here to address the glossy finish of my hole

for real tho I have been getting this ad on my instagram for a minute and I was like, thank you, I'm flattered, but also I clicked through to the website and like, I feel like you need to focus in on your target audience. do you want people who are getting their asshole regularly observed? do you want people who just have hemorrhoids? are you going for new moms? butt sluts? asset you should do a/b testing! also a/hole testing!

i thought it was like a goofy made up ad or something

the hole serum is real and it's 56 dollars ($47.60 with subscribe and save)

personally I wouldn't skip a beat seeing this in an ig sponsored ad