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the 2008 financial recession has put a tremendous strain on me and your mothers marriage so when asked if we wanted to renew our vows we both said neigh like a two horse drawn carriage parents union cut short like karens been errand running back and forth from courts like sports in fact that's an active apt metaphor for our course of action see me and your mom faced off in court and had a bad time nothing made cents so after two quarters we decided on halftime but somethings not quite right see somethings been brain busting me these alimony fiends stay tryna get a huff of me i give your mom the green but we still split joint custody. VERY sorry though