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i get referred to as mewtwo so rarely its like a fun treat for me each time it happens. 1 treat

it loves treats. you have to wash it with a special soft shampoo that keeps it helpless and featherless and flightless. it doesn't like it's reflection you have to cover mirrors when you're with it. it doesn't have a digestive system it will want your human food but you can't let it have very much of it. it loves treats