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"shadow the hedgehog would go with amy to a hello kitty themed cafe in his egirl outfit and order a parfait themed around kuromi" He absolutely would not. you and i are not thinking of the same character. what he would do is let amy take him there but come completely normal in no special getup, order a bread roll but ask them to make it so that its burnt to hell and back just charred black on all sides, eat none of it and just spend his time there looking around, pay the full bill, stuff his now cold burnt bread into a bag, get home, not even turn the lights on, sit alone in his living room and eat his cold burnt bread in the dark, and then fall asleep on his couch with his arms crossed. And he would have a great time doing it