glitchygoats

Yes I'm a week late

Nintendo, the big buff dog:

"We put 3 different CPUs in our competitively priced handheld console so you can play the last 2 generations of portable games on it"

Sony, the small sad dog:

"We had to remove the PS2 chip from the PS3 because it was too expensive :("

"Just buffer overflow the brightness setting and store the sd loading rop chain¹ where the parental control settings used to be"

As a peasant I am happily pleased.

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1. I'm not going to pretend I know what that means but damn if it doesn't sound cool