Gloomy 🙃

"ooh todd, if emulation is allowed to thrive, people will play your video games illegally" THAT'S ANOTHER MACHINE MY VIDEO GAME CAN BE INSTALLED ON SHIGERU, GROW THE FUCK UP, SEE THE VISION

It's not my fault the Pokemon Company keeps making those freaky little things so damn sexually appealing

You cant cancel me in a way that matters. Im oging to fuck Sylveon

Save the Serperiors for me. I will feel those coils around me, in more ways than one.

jesus christ dude

i went to a buddhist master, i asked him, when will i make a great game again, like morrowind, the game everyone loves

the master smiled and looked at me. “morrowind was a good game because everyone loved it”, he said

fucking dogshit advice. i’m releasing a steampunk rpg where you can fuck crabs