how patently absurd. a bug that eats posts? this is the internet. how could you be so delusional as to believe that something like this could actually exist. living things don't live in computers. that's just the rules!

"glotch" is the single best way to make food for the kids, power your home, get to work, and make friends, all on the go!

cohost actually does have a number for likes/shares its just that eggbug eats it before it gets to the user
i am getting the impression that cohost is quite fond of posts involving this "eggbug" fellow