hey baby, what's your strife specibus?
β me to the mobster making me dig my own grave after i took out a loan i couldn't pay back. it was a rough time, money was tight, what was i supposed to do? the bills needed to be paid, dammit. ok, ok, sure, some of that was my business decisions going a bit belly-up, but one day people will want a toaster specifically for bagels
β me, extremely drunk, in 1931 to a stranger on the street. and that man was ulysses f bageltoaster. he would go on to invent the bagel toaster
β me, making a post on cohost.org shortly before 11 pm on a work night

