last night i dreamed that i went to britney spears's pool party. after partying for a while, everybody blacked out and we all woke up the next day where we had fallen. of course, this was alarming, and some of the attendees gathered inside britney's house to discuss what they were doing and how they awoke. during this, somebody looked out the glass doors to the pool area and noticed the pool we were just swimming in had been bricked over. but we couldn't go back out to investigate.
the doors were locked. and some of the attendees had gone missing. and some of the doors were leading to new rooms britney had never seen before. it was at this point i said aloud,
"oh fuck. we're being house of leavesed. in britney spears's house. of leaves." and this realization really helped minimize the damage. we were able to quickly round up those who had wandered off, britney used her star power to keep everyone's spirits up, and we all tried different ways of smashing windows. at one point i jiggered a microwave open and tried blasting the back doors with microwaves but that just made everyone in the room feel sick. we never got out... i woke up before we could escape britney spears's house of leaves...
that actually really happened and you just blacked out again and this is the dream. wake up
