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Everyone would mostly be screwing around and accomplishing very little, except Strong Sad and Marzipan who would figure the whole thing out and manage to mostly complete the end-game, barely corralling everyone into accomplishing it, and it would all work out fine after Homestar bumbles his way into solving their biggest road block. The final enemy would just get shot by Bubs unceremoniously.

Coach Z would die. Most definitely.

Strong Bad would survive but be carried by others. Definitely he would think he would be leading things out of the gate but he'd get confused by the alchemization process.

I feel like the Poopsmith would thrive. Like early in he just vanishes, nobody thinks about him much, then the endgame approaches and he's god tier and has the most glorious shovel ever seen.

Homsar... Yeah.