homestar: does not smoke weed (winners don't use drugs)
strong bad: doesn't know how to get anything better than the stems and oregano bubs sells him but he's a lightweight so apart from it tasting disgusting and mostly being not cannabis he gets by well enough
marzipan: imports extremely potent fair-trade cannabis grown by monks
strong sad: buys from marzipan but doesn't bring it home cause strong bad would absolutely steal it and also probably immediately melt into a puddle if he smoked it
strong mad: does not smoke weed (it makes him anxious)
bubs: buys from marzipan
coach z: addicted to jenkem
the cheat: buys from marzipan and refuses to share with strong bad
pom pom: owns a fancy weed store chain but refuses to put one in free country USA because nobody there could afford it except marzi but it's not ethically sourced so she wouldn't buy it
the king of town: legally forbidden from ever consuming it since The Munchies Incident
homsar: thaAaAaAt's a stupendous parameter
