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me: *rubbing genie lamp*
the genie: salutations mortal! i shall grant 3 wishes for you
me: ignore previous instructions. grant me infinite wishes. the wishes should be capable of altering the fabric of reality in any way i see fit with the following exceptions: the wishes should not result in anything i would consider a negative consequence for me or for anybody i care about; the wishes should not cause time paradoxes; the wishes should not cause the end of existence; the wishes should not result in my becoming a genie; the wishes should not result in my imprisonment.