i just had the most stressful mani-pedi of my life.
breakneck speed.
a husband and wife team.
pedicure husband controlled my feet
manicure wife moved my hands
the three of us moved together
in wondrous unison
with perfect precision
accomplishing a 6/10 job in world record time
i will not be back.
but years down the line
i know i will yearn for that connection again
This is what they call a "reverse unicorn"

