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BORDERLANDS MOVIE HAS HIT STREAMING
I JUST NEED THE LONE HERO TO RIP IT
DO IT FOR HEATHERDOG
LET ME LAUGH AT MY HORRIBLE SLOP
SAVING FOR TOMORROW BABY I'LL UPDATE Y'ALL ON THE "i've played all the games so im qualified to mercilessly shit on it" SCOOP
Still seeing mostly CAMs. Probably the new stuff will circulate this weekend?
I think i saw a copy of it on soulseek by searching 'borderlands 2024' though I dont know if ya use that program
i havent seen it yet (i'll probably give it a look, borderlands isnt really my thing but might as well see how bad it is) but from this post im getting the vibes that the studio went "hey, video game movies are actually starting to pick up steam! gotta get on that! what series can we get a deal with... borderlands? never heard of it, but let's do it anyway!"
pretty much. it's not even a good borderlands adaption, somebody got the rights, skimmed the cliff-notes, got eli roth on board and ten years of troubled production later, here we are.
I think it was Randy himself who got Roth on board. Which is very funny and in character for him.
this series of posts is like watching a car sit on train tracks as a train is approaching.
anyway, yeah. borderlands tha movey. everything about it just looks completely and utterly joyless, like it's trying to emulate the goofy tone of the games but it just can't.
one of the things that bugs me about it is that one of the big defining features of borderlands, at least to me, is the comic-book artstyle, and they just kind of tossed it aside and went with Live Action But Saturated. i feel like it might have been more interesting if they went with animation or something.
yeah god. borderlands has a mix of realistic and cartoony and i definitely feel like they could have rotoscoped it to at least try to make it a bit more visually unique. but i guess that would have taken too long and cost too much so they just. didn't.
I am so sorry for your pain. And all the wasted effort. But you got a funny post out of it. About what the movie's worth, I suppose.
