Most organizations cannot ship the most basic applications imaginable with any consistency, and you're out here saying that the best way to remain competitive is to roll out experimental technology that is an order of magnitude more sophisticated than anything else your I.T department runs, which you have no experience hiring for, when the organization has never used a GPU for anything other than junior engineers playing video games with their camera off during standup, and even if you do that all right there is a chance that the problem is simply unsolvable due to the characteristics of your data and business? This isn't a recipe for disaster, it's a cookbook for someone looking to prepare a twelve course fucking catastrophe.
my "engineering lead" can't even write fucking Dataweave without ChatGPT to hold his hand, and that is exactly the fucking problem.
Of course our organization is a train wreck, when no one knows how to build anything anyone will actually use, because simple questions about how any of our ridiculous fucking jungle of pointless microservices work are known by no one, and you can't even make a fucking HTTP request in our stack without it hitting 3 dozen services to do ... something, no one's really quite sure.
And yet they let one of our only two full-time senior engineers waste company time build a fucking chatbot demo we can't use anyway because it violates our security policy by design?
This industry is a fucking shitshow. I didn't honestly realize how bad it was here, I thought American engineers were just spending too much time on Twitter, but no. After three years back in Americaland, I understand why y'all are so angry all the goddamn time.
None of you fuckers know how to run a tech organization in the least, and the few who do, aren't even allowed in the goddamn room. Instead, everything in tech is run by aging neofascists who think they're a tech expert because they know how to find the Terminal app in MacOS, signing 20 year contracts for shit like Mulesoft because the sales rep paid for their beers at an Agile Seminar™.
The last goddamn thing you fuckers need is to chain yourselves to Sam Altman's black box full of monkeys on typewriters.
34% of companies report that generative AI specifically has been assisting with strategic decision making? What the actual fuck are you talking about? GPT-4 can't even write coherent Elixir, presumably because the dataset was too small to get it to the level that it's at for Python3, and you're admitting that you outsource your decisionmaking to the thing that sometimes tells people to brew lethal toxins for their families to consume? What does that even mean?
These people should not even be trusted with dinner forks.
