Making stuff to distract myself from existential dread
Art: @graham-illustrations
Dreams: @graham-dream-journal
Wizards: @make-up-a-wizard
Partner's Pottery: @kp-pottery
Funerals as service:
Join the battlepass for a premium plot in our graveyard
Microtransactions to give flowers to the next of kin
Unlock new skins and emotes with your deathbux
ofc the point where this will really hit cultural penetration will be sometime after people have mostly stopped subscribing but before the shutdown, when the company pivots to an ad-based revenue model, and if you visit the graveyard on a moonless night you can hear the dead whisper the names of the lords beneath: Brooklinen, Audible, stamps.com
the thought of AI-generated voices of dead loved ones shilling for advertisements doubles the combo meter on this post's psychic damage