Me: I don't really have any interest in the dark orb.
My friends: Ugh, get off your high horse and just contemplate it. It's not hurting anyone! It's just an orb.
My coworkers: The dark orb already exists! You can't put the genie back in the bottle. We have to review it or some other company will.
Billboard: Dark orb. Consider it.
The news: Just what is the dark orb? Why are people thinking about it, and what does it mean for this country? Tonight at 10.
Dark orb: