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Edit: turns out this isn't accurate! See this post for a correction

Imagining a cursed "in plain English" programming language where "the" is both how you instantiate variables

the counter is 1

And how you define if/then blocks

the counter is less than 100, the printer prints counter

FizzBuzz logic might look something like

the counter is 1
the more counter approaches 100, the more the following is repeated:
  the counter is divisible by 3, the printer prints "Fizz"
  the counter is divisible by 5, the printer prints "Buzz"
  the counter is not divisible by 3 nor 5, the printer prints counter
  the printer prints a newline