Ben Affleck sparked minor controversy as it was revealed that the actor had been recording himself doing impressions of the late Gilbert Gottfried as the voice of the duck mascot of insurance company Aflac. He did not respond when asked for comment.
And in other, even more controversial news, Flea - the renowned bass guitarist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers - was found mockingly swaying a "white flag of surrender" back and forth in front of the house of parliament yesterday, behavior that's inappropriate for any citizen under the Crown. Apparently:
Affleck's Aflac flack a fleck of Flea's flagrant flag-flying