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rich villain who spends his unlimited time and money and energy trying to produce the Konami code using quantum particles (up quark up quark down quark... Etc)

or anywhere in public where there's music playing

1. Use your encyclopedic knowledge of @neilc's Mouth Albums to note whenever you hear a song that was sampled in any way.

2. [bonus] Sing one of the other parts from Neil's version over the regular song that's playing

Typically, goths are characterized by wearing black, but that's actually a limit imposed by the human eye. What we think of as goths should be named ultraviolet- (association with black lights), xray- (association with skeletons), or even gamma- (association with outer space) goths. Remember that just because you can't see the colors doesn't mean they aren't there. For goths wearing colors in the visible spectrum, see visigoths

One time I went over to my friend's house and we made out while watching the Titanic but she made us stop during the sex scene because she thought Leonardo DiCaprio was hot

I once read a time travel young person novel about the Titanic for English class and then had to do a Titanic-related project of "some kind", so my friend and I made Titanic Monopoly ¹. In hindsight, it was an inspired choice for our grade because it showcased the perils of capitalism (thematic) while showcasing the perils of capitalism (mechanical).

1. monopoly scaled up like 5x onto a huge piece of foam poster board