I would have given myself an embarrassingly Irish name when I came out except I have 17 cis girl cousins who got first dibs on all the good ones.

it's christmas eve and you're all alone, poor baby. it ain't much, but here's a little holiday cheer from a geekboy on the other side of the world...
I would have given myself an embarrassingly Irish name when I came out except I have 17 cis girl cousins who got first dibs on all the good ones.