any divorcewife worth her salt would pull off an incredible act of legal judo here: "your honor, my husband has repeatedly claimed that the value of NFTs can only go up, and that the apes will be worth millions in ten years. Here are the receipts for the seventeen times he has publicly claimed this. As an olive branch, I am willing to settle for just the house and the car, and he can keep the apes"
she’ll never hodl me again