in the old days you had to make up a nursery rhyme to get the news out because they didnt have the paper. london bridge was basically their 9/11. and when that shithead jack jumped over a candlestick on a slow news day you never heard the end of it

in the old days you had to make up a nursery rhyme to get the news out because they didnt have the paper. london bridge was basically their 9/11. and when that shithead jack jumped over a candlestick on a slow news day you never heard the end of it
I'll never forget where I was when the itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout