well seymour, i made it, despite your directions.
ah! superintendent chalmers, welcome - i hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
myeah.
gasp. oh egads! my roast is ruined! but ... what if i were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? oh hoh hoh - delightfully devilish, seymour
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skinner, with his crazy explanations / the superintendent's gonna need his medication / when he hears skinner's lame exaggerations / there'll be trouble in town tonight!
seymour!
superintendent! i was just - uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill! isometric exercise, care to join me?
why is there smoke coming out of your oven seymour
uhh. ohh! that isn't smoke, it's steam. steamed from the steamed clams we're having... mmm, steamed clams!
phew!
superintendent i hope youre ready for Mouthwatering Hamburgers
i thought we were having steamed clams
doh no i said 'sfeamed HAMS' thats what i call hamburgers
you call hamburgers steamed hams.
yes! it's a. regional dialect.
uh huh. er what region?
upstate new york.
really. well im from utica and ive never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams
oh not in utica no its an albany expression
i see.
you know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at krusty burger
do ho hoh, no... patented skinnerburgers. old family recipe.
for. 'steamed hams.'
yes
yes and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled
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excuse me for one second
of course.
yawnnnn well that was wonderful. good time was had by all im pooped
yes i should bGOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE
Aurora borealis
a. Aurora borealis???? at THIS time of year at this time of DAY in THIS part of the country localized ENTIRELY within your kitchen
yes!
. may i see it
nno
SEYMOUR THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE
no, Mother, its just the northern lights
well seymour you are an odd fellow but i must say. you steam a good ham.
HELP. HEEEELLLPPPPP