hi hello i post dog. this guy, specifically:
he loves you, and hopes you love yourself too. i want him to be a candle in the dark, i.e. not really doing much, sure, but still there. something to hold onto if you need it.
i have been laughing at this the past five minutes it is just so fuckign perfect. its the fucking same color, the name and even the rough shape matches it is so incredibly fucking funny
also in case anyone is wondering: yes, this is not edited. it is actually called eggplug https://bad-dragon.com/products/eggplug
I disagree about it being incredibly funny.
The humor is quite credible.
And moderate in intensity.
