Half-Diamond Pick

I did my part, paying for Cohost Plus, at least.

You'll be able to find me on Twitter and I'll try to be way more active on Bsky after this. Gutted.

This is an attempt at a master list representing a large cross-section of Cohost's adult content creators.

Just a few programming notes before we get started:

• Descriptions in quotations are copy-pasted from either the creator's profile or from a comment they left. Those not in quotations were written by me. I apologize if my descriptions are inaccurate/reductive, if I've listed you here and you want to change the description of your work, just drop a comment with what you want it changed to and I'll edit the post.
• Similarly, if you don't want your page linked here for any reason, comment saying so and I'll delete it.
• Inversely, if you're a porn creator and you don't see yourself on the list and want to be added (or you're a fan of a great porn creator and you don't see them on the list), drop a comment and I'll get you added! (DISCLAIMER: it's not my intention to maintain this list in perpetuity - at some point I'll stop adding to it. Also sometimes it'll take a while for me to make updates.)
• Finally, drop a comment if you spot a broken/incorrect link or description.

Full list behind the break!

MOST RECENT CHANGES (MARCH 5TH 2024)

• From submissions: @PublicOpinion, @gormottograph, @Sewerslimemeat, @frostsparks, @Twink-supreme, @girldottiff, @moomiemilkies, @fuzzyfurvert, @SpectreWrites, @noellelewd, @heptagon, @yodapots, @kirinuhm, @GUR0BEETL3, @phanes, @honeybees, @Smutteo, @Rai-Brid, @squidgirl0413, @jsstaedtler, @noas, @girlcockeminence, @RedValentine, @hypnopossum, @Gangue

• From following/tags: @Millkefats, @buttquarterzart, @Caffeccino, @ecstasysemen, @joaoppereiraus, @LazySnout, @Momocat, @suddakka, @lemoncheeksoda, @augustbloom, @jeganzero, @butcher-se, @Sunna, @BooberKiak, @XVIII-The-Moon, @Demimond, @Viejillox, @NightArgen, @AVerySweatyBoy, @RagingBarbarians, @MacuNSFW, @notdiegues, @cacboy, @xenopavilia, @xXxTHREExXx, @GarbageBoxxxed

• Updated description: @wawamelon, @Galen-hood changed to @Twink-supreme, @darkchocolateRhysiesPieces

• Removed Due To Account No Longer Existing: @broolow, @cowboysie, @incwhoreporated, @jackalaulait, @JMAA, @MahkaChan, @rabbitsommelier, @ssguppyfucks, @svarzye, @theppzone, @TNAToons, @QueenZiiHypnoticVampiress, @unsidhe, @emmy-chip

• Added section "Inactive" for accounts on the list that haven't posted in 6 months or longer. To do this I had to click through every single entry on this list of several hundred entries and it was a lot of work so if you appreciate how much work it was feel free to buy my porn game about it

The list's due an update, but since I think the site's seeing some new faces due to Elon's most recent embarrassing fuckup I thought it might be nice to share the list so people looking for creators to follow can have it to browse, and new creators can submit if they want to.

As always:

• If you're a porn creator, just post a comment with a short description of the kind of stuff you make
• Please note I'm asking for a description of your CONTENT, not you yourself. I'm sure you're a very nice person, but "I draw fat delicious goat asses" is much more useful to someone scanning a list of porn creators than "I'm a 23-year-old trans man from Detroit"
• There's no audition process and no prestige attached to being on the list, I promise. All you have to do to be on it is tell me you want to be on it and provide a description
• Do a quick Ctrl+F to make sure you aren't already on the list, I add quite a few people that I come across on my own

I'm currently recovering from a back injury that makes being seated at my computer for long periods uncomfortable, so I might not do a big official update for another day or two. Thanks for your patience!

I regularly see 3+ paragraph sized arguments between different people without it turning into death threats.
Obviously I'm not READING all that shit people're writing, I'm not some kind of psycho.
I just don't see doxxing or threats to anyone's life while I'm hurriedly scrolling past the blocks of text to look at posts that don't suck.

But I like knowing those guys are there though, doing their righteous thing.

It’s the online space equivalent of seeing a busker playing the pan flute as a sign that this is a cool neighborhood.

“Those guys burned so many kcals talking about the panic attack scene in Puss in Boots, this would be a good area to raise my kids”