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"Nice Cowgirl", released for the MediaBase video game console, is a strange game, or perhaps advertisement, featuring the equally strange Nice Cow drink brand mascot, the "Nice Cowgirl". Players control the titular Nice Cowgirl as she automatically runs through 3-D stages trying to collect cans of Nice Cow while avoiding a variety of often absurd obstacles. Between stages, players are treated to short live-action full motion video sequences in which an attractive lady gives sometimes bizarre comments on both Nice Cow and the game itself. Despite middling reviews on launch and low sales, the game has found a niche audience that appreciates the nonsense.

Maybe mimicking Pepsiman and his game a bit much, but I had fun making this. The background was thrown together in an old version of SketchUp, and then it and the drawing of the Nice Cowgirl were assembled with the rest of the "UI" in PaintShop. It's not so easy replicating the look of a PS1, but I guess it's close enough. And it seems like Pepsi's logo and font treatment back then actually made it work pretty well at such a low resolution.


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