Remember, if you are in the path of totality for the upcoming eclipse, try to keep yourself armed with a sword or other good melee weapon in case you get transported to Dracula's Castle as the eclipse occurs.

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Remember, if you are in the path of totality for the upcoming eclipse, try to keep yourself armed with a sword or other good melee weapon in case you get transported to Dracula's Castle as the eclipse occurs.