Generic brunette man meets scragglier brunette man!
I do have a Meteor Survivor alt that I do actually like. He's just stuck in Heavensward and I only really see him on Seasonal Events and go "Oh man, I do like Meteor, he's quite attractive to me. Shame I never play him." XVI crossover event is a prime time for him to pop out though. Time to meet his fellow bruntte protagonists!