- dressed informally in a boring color
- no social skills but a good person
- over the age of 40
- fat and hairy
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in reply to @bethposting's post:
I dunno. Zacharie (OFF) looked like a mutant tree trunk and he was a tumblr sexyman.
Oh, I guess I still have three or four years left before I'm this. What a relief !
in reply to @CERESUltra's post:
our favorite detective is absolutely still thirst-trapped on tumblr
This proves the eternal truth that the opposite of a tumblr sexyman is also a tumblr sexyman.
Beth did call tumblr horseshoe in a follow up, yeah
Incredibly valid, and honestly there's good argument to be made that his wardrobe is pretty colorful too, but once I had the thought in my head I couldn't get it out