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Clock ticks (†Horoixodidae; A. A. Koch, 2144) are a now-extinct family of parasitic arachnids of the order Ixodida. Adult ticks are approximately 1 to 8 nanoseconds long, although their larvae may reach as much as 1 microseconds in duration. Since the widespread adoption of asynchronous logic in the Third Industrial Revolution, habitat destruction and loss of reproductive capability have caused the decline of this once-widespread group of animals.


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Clock ticks were notable for their intricate mating rituals such as the "dual flip-flop synchronizer" and "handshake".[1]

The highly aggressive clock tick would attack any creature that violated certain boundaries known as "setup" and "hold" times. Researchers observed that the presence of even a single clock tick would have a dramatic effect on its habitat by creating a delicate feeding hierarchy, with the clock tick at the apex.[2] The primary predator of the Clock Tick was the Asynchronous Reset Toggle, which would use stealth to attack the Tick when least expected.[3]


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Adult ticks are approximately 1 to 8 nanoseconds long, although their larvae may reach as much as 1 microseconds in duration

I've read this like three times and just got what I thought was the joke, and then I come here and notice the other joke in the comments. DAMMIT

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