kinda psyched i got this username ngl


thecatamites
@thecatamites

it's official: the internet is obsessed with Starfield's beloved new character Starmo, whose iconic catchphrase ("Feed me ores 'n' gems to upgrade ya weapons, schnuck-nuck-nuck!") has already been adopted as a key "Gamer's Sign" of the new era. to this end we have prepared a list of frequent Starmo questions to aid you in your encounters with this enchanting and colourful beast. remember: feed him ores and gems to upgrade your weapons, schnuck-nuck-nuck!


thecatamites
@thecatamites

post release updates:
patch 1.37 "house and pet construction system" - starmo will now emit pained_flamethrower_scream37.wav whenever the player character collects an item. the sound can be heard no matter where the player is in relation to starmo. no plans to fix.
patch 1.38 "brave new worlds.." - starmo will climb into the players inventory and cannot be removed. additional weight of starmo will make player permanently unable to move. no plans to fix.


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the fact that I genuinely looked Starmo up, disregarding any such thought that Starmo could be a fiction, says a lot about me. am I foolish for believing in Starmo? or am I hopeful for believing that the great one has been created? ill let the readers decide

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