(palpatine) your name’s maul? no fuckin kidding. normally we gotta come up with something

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(palpatine) your name’s maul? no fuckin kidding. normally we gotta come up with something
"my legal name is Moon-Moon Maulificent Thorsenby, but everyone calls me Maul"
I feel like naming a kid "Feral" should be immediate grounds for CPS intervention.
It would not surprise me if "Maul" was the Dathomir Nightbrothers' equivalent of naming your kid John.
Palpatine must've been really into Pro Wrestling to come up with Vader
that's the one who bonks his head on the door in the first film, he had been demoted of his Darth position for being too clumsy
Maul: "It's a family name. I actually kinda hate it. Most people call me Maddy".
Palpatine: "Okay so Darth Mad then? That works for us too."
Darth Insanius: "Just remember you're gonna be stuck with the name for a while, so think it over carefully."