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my job involves sending notifications to people on my company's site
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beyonce is born -> i watch the "crazy in love" MV in 2013 and realise i am gay -> i get a girlfriend -> i kiss my girlfriend but we didnt know she was sick -> i get sick -> my brain turns to mush but i didnt notice -> i attempt to send a notification to 2 million users and fuck it up
SORRY TO 2 MILLION USERS FOR KISSING MY GIRLFRIEND I GUESS
