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avi by @julian


@starwars-characters is my baby


@kyn is my girlfriend


media/anime alt account
cohost.org/hayley-too

@starwars-characters is one of my proudest creations so im very happy to have finally gotten around to porting her to cohost instead.

i decided to keep the format and character count identical to twitter because i do think that restricting the bio to < 280 characters is part of the innate humor. it'd be interesting to have the full bio but it's way funnier when the entire content of the post is just "Scrungo was a male Fucko." because the second sentence was too long to fit


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in reply to @hayley's post:

Can I petition for the frequency to be lowered for cohost, ideally to once or twice per day? I have two reasons for this:

  1. Given the different nature of the platform, including a lack of algorithm, lower emphasis on microblogging, and also the current lower number of active users, my feed has become dominated by star wars characters, making it far funnier but less usable. An argument could be made for increasing the frequency again later as the platform gains stream, but that depends on how cohost continues to grow.
  2. Just think how much funnier it'll make the projected finish date in the bio.

unfortunately your petition is denied. this bot will remain in lockstop with the hourly twitter bot and i would like it to finish running some time before the heat death of the universe. i recommend either following more people or unfollowing the bot