Concept: Conlang where the three grammatical genders are "accelerating towards the speaker", "accelerating away from the speaker", and "moving at a constant rate relative to the speaker"
kinda a sidenote but one of my big frustrations with a lot of big conlang stuff in fantasy worlds is when they still have sex-based grammatical gender. i mean come ON you're making a language in a world with MAGIC!! why limit your imagination!!! surely fantasy cultures could have grammatical genders for cool stuff like..i dont know...how much magical energy you emit or if you can talk to dragons or some shit. SHOW SOME CREATIVITY
