Actually kind of apt! Iirc the Martian programming doesn't really make the right ingredients for it so even at its best the kibble is pretty off. It's not the ship's fault or the cook's fault or the kibble's fault, it's just not made of the right parts to be a full functioning human being.

Wait shit I mean--

Maaaaybe another POV: You got proto molecule on you in an unfortunate place and Holden is really uncertain whether to kill your or see where this goes. 🧐

pov holden is about to ask you if he can have the "skinnies" pass