me: i heard you were trying to fight another student earlier today?
student: yeah he’s a little bigger than me but it’s ok, I box
me: that’s… ok that’s not the issue

me: i heard you were trying to fight another student earlier today?
student: yeah he’s a little bigger than me but it’s ok, I box
me: that’s… ok that’s not the issue
i told a bunch of kids to stop playing Minecraft and do their assignments and they were like “but we’re in a tournament for $20”. oh, well in that case
appropriate responses: “oh you box? ok, knock ‘im dead chief” and “$20? Scoot over and teach me how to play this “mind craft”