The "Energizer Bunny" was a small male lagomorph-like creature that used an Energizer battery attached to his back to keep going and going. Around 3 ABY, the Sith Lord Darth Vader was sent by his master, Emperor Palpatine, to take the Energizer Bunny's battery.
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"The "Energizer Bunny" was a small male lagomorph-like creature that used an Energizer battery attached to his back to keep going and going." is the funniest sentence ever written.
You’ll note this user failed to enumerate why Dick Cheney would not fit into the Star Wars canon.
☝️🤓 Star Wars is canonically set both a long time ago and far, far away. Dick Cheney, as a human being living on earth in the modern day, is almost certainly disqualified from being able to exist within the setting
Possibly Dick Cheney is a particularly long lived alien, a powerful Sith, a clone, or all three.
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Per that one Indiana Jones crossover comic, the Battle of Yavin happened sometime within the first decade of that 1800s. Dick Cheney was not born until 1941 (approximately 140 ABY), which means, uh...
...I guess Dick Cheney could appear in the sequel-sequel-sequel-sequel trilogy, if the writing is sufficiently creative.
tbh Dick Cheney should come up in the bot that would be hilarious
