lyrics:
Fitter, happier, more productive Comfortable (Not thinking too much) Regular exercise at the gym (Three days a week) Returning to office with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating out (No more take-out orders or outdoor dining) An engaged, better user A smarter phone (Baby scrolling through app feed) Sharing well (No bad memes) No paranoia Adjusting to the new normal (Taking responsibility for your own safety) Constant contact with all friends (Enjoy a dunk now and then) Will frequently check credit at (Moral) bank (hole in wall) Follows for follows Fond but not subbed Re-shares crowd fund campaigns Subscribes to streaming platforms (Making sacrifices for the good of the economy) Gaming (Also subscription) No longer afraid of police Or online stalkers Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate Nothing so childish At a better pace Moves fast and breaks stuff No will to escape At-will employed Concerned (But powerless) An enlightened and informed member of society (Listens to both Nazis and liberals) Won't be queer in public Accepts risk of illness No politics in the chat (Shot of white boy in corner of stream) A good memory Still laughs at a good joke Still swipes right on cute girls No longer empty and frantic Like a cat Tied to a stick That's driven into Frozen winter shit (A 9/11 of COVID deaths weekly) Calm Fitter, happier, and more productive A pig In a cage On antibiotics
