hellojed

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The IX is the ugliest, but the X4M Competitione is the stupidest

The M badge used to stand for "oh hey these are the fast versions of the BMW" but then they added BMW's SUVs. A friend of mine has an X5 M which is a twin turbo monster that makes 500 hp.

Anyway here's the fucking 'competition' package, but competition with what? do BMW take these racing? No. This is like the lamest badge I have ever seen on a car, riding on BMW's motorsport history. This car can't go offroad, it can't race, it can't haul anything in the back. It can go fast in a straight line I guess, if you want to go 50 mph over the speed limit.

I can't imagine the person who buys this car new. A minivan is cooler.


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in reply to @hellojed's post:

bmw used to be kind of interesting and cool, i love their old cars, but between those cars with HUGE nostrils and the M becoming meaningless i think they're really coming out with a lot of misses and fucking their shit up. not even mentioning car DRM and subscriptions for options

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