tangent but "asshat" sucks as a swearword. It doesn't have enough edge to it. It's meant to go in place for "asshole" but you're too polite for "asshole". but if you're too polite for "asshole" then you're too polite for swearing IMO, and if you want to deploy profanity, you should reach for "asshole" since it's like Diet Profanity. Asshat is also an Internet Word so using it means you're kind of a wimp, the kind of wimp to make this sign in fact!