hellojed

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Nothing fancy, except I need one now, for reasons. I could take cell phone photos of my legal documents I need to send but I would rather they be scanned correctly.

I used to have a scanner except it's attached to an HP inkjet printer, the inkjet printer required the worst fucking software on the planet to work correctly and therefore does not. Last I tried the thing was inoperable, which is a shame since there's no reason for it not to work.

I tried calling Re-PC in seattle figuring they'd have a bounty of cheap flatbed scanners, but all they have is a $300 document feeder scanner, which is out of my price range for something like this.

The other option is a FedEx office, which will Suck Shit. I have used these before to print documents and every single time it's a pain in the ass to use, to email them documents in the store, and have them run a print. the people that work there are nice but, naturally, overwhelmed. I could try a library but they generally do not let you bring in USB sticks to use with the public computers to transfer documents, so I'd have to sign into my gmail on a public computer, or something. this won't do.

I'm going to have to...go to fucking bestbuy and get something new. god.

This is, frankly, stupid. I feel like there was a 15 year period where these things were ubiquitous, and then the fucking smartphone came along and rendered doing things 95% correctly obsolete, and now it's just expected you'll take cellphone photos of everything. I don't want to. While it gets the job done of relaying the information that's on the documents and transmits them somewhere, it's still a cellphone photo. there's an air of hasty unprepardness that comes with photographed legal documents. I want to do things the right way, and that's simply no longer convenient or accessible unless you go out of your way. Kind of like how the MP3 player disappeared, or how you no longer have low end point and shoot cameras/camcorders. The smartphone ate that entire market and it sucks now

update: library closes at 6, tukwila repc closes at 7. siiiigh


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the document scanner built into the iPhone Notes app is actually pretty nice. White balances, perspective skew correction, etc. It doesn't match the quality of an actual flatbed scanner, but at least it looks like a shitty scanner, not a phone photo.

+1 on this. Conclusively better than just taking a photo, I’ve used it for document purposes for the past few years. But also my shockingly cheap Brother laser printer all in one works too. If you (that is Jed) we’re local I’d lend you my Canon flatbed though!

shoot, sorry to hear that. :( I was in similar scenario last year and ended up having to buy new printer/scanner combo.

if you're interested in recommendations, I wound up getting a Brother MFC-L2710DW laster printer / scanner combo. So far its been working fine on Mac and Windows. I know my partner has printed to it from their Ubuntu laptop, but not sure if they had to do any extra setup

wishing you luck

My suggestion: Your local library

My library had a flatbed scanner, and it was 25 cents a page. This is way cheaper than ordering a flatbed scanner that you won't use very much. Hopefully one of your local libraries has one, but they're ubiquitous in all the libraries I've ever worked at!

One complicating factor is: I don't have a USB drive. and typically even if I did they're vorboten to use on the library computers, at least the one's ive used in seattle. The only option is to log into my google account on a library computer, which I don't exactly wanna do.

Ahhh, that is a thing. I know that my library had a scanner where you could just put in your email, and it'd send you the files scanned, but I dunno if every library would have that, it feels like something kinda special.

You have nicer cameras than the one on your phone, don't you? I thought you had some decent point n shoots or even a DSLR?. Or are they all old? I really think everyone just uses their phone these days, but you do have a much worse phone camera than most people, eep. We own a scanner, but Tukwila is still closer.

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