Handing Michael Bublé a signed referendum claiming he will only be forgiven for Santa Buddy by singing a version of Santa Baby that is rewritten to include grotesque visualizations of t4t gay BDSM sex.

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Handing Michael Bublé a signed referendum claiming he will only be forgiven for Santa Buddy by singing a version of Santa Baby that is rewritten to include grotesque visualizations of t4t gay BDSM sex.
Damn. I just remembered that straight people exist. Get well soon.
The way straight people fetishize body hair is so weird. In fact, the way straight people do fetishes in general is weird. In fact in fact, straight sex culture is just weird. In fact in fact in fact, straight people are just flat out weird. Queer folk just do so much stuff so much better. It’s truly a burden to bare, being this perfect in a society dominated by flops.