Why is my spreadsheet exposé of Nancy Drew’s crimes all of a sudden picking up traction? That post is days old. Y’all really are the former Tumblr userbase, huh?
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- Don’t Care; Accustomed to He/Him
- netscapenavigator-official.tumblr.com/
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posts from @hellscape tagged #shitpost
also: #shitposting, #shitchost, #shitposts, #shitchosting
I was browsing a gay erotica site the other day, and I came across a story that was written and published in 1997. I felt like I had opened a dusty chest, and I was about to read Ye Olden Tome o’ Cocken-Ballen.
How long before the gays turn a Republican idol into a go-go boy by making him realize he was actually interested in the attention, all along, not the conservative politics.
Handing Michael Bublé a signed referendum claiming he will only be forgiven for Santa Buddy by singing a version of Santa Baby that is rewritten to include grotesque visualizations of t4t gay BDSM sex.