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I love when people in a fandom get mad and are like “we need to speak with our wallets. Boycott the next the release >:(“ and I’m sitting here with my terabytes of pirated software like “wait, y’all are still buying games in 2024?”

I love Satch on Sims because I feel like he’s one of the only Simmers that’s fully holds The Sims 4 accountable for its shortcomings without trying to make the video’s overall message positive or trying to do a compliment sandwich. I feel like he has really down to earth and realistic opinions about the game…

But any time he opens his mouth about anything I’m just like, shut up. Next. Nobody cares. Move on. He fr gives me Log Cabin Gay vibes.

In The Sims 3, if your Sim is equipped with the “Unlucky” trait and they die, the Grim Reaper will refuse to reap their soul because he claims that their constant misfortune in the mortal realm is a source of great entertainment for him.

And as someone who has never watched a single piece of his content, that is my summary of Jerma.

I mean this fully seriously when I say it: Infants were one of the worst editions that The Sims 4 ever could have made.

Not only do they needlessly extend the Sims’s lifespan, but they make parenting multiple sims so much harder. Infants and Toddlers shouldn’t be able to stop an adult sim dead in their tracks and demand something. I just clicked on the exact same option at l least ten times, trying to make my sim change an infant’s diaper, but they wouldn’t, because who tf knows!

They kept trying to put the baby down over and over. Completely unnecessary. I knew from day one when the sims fandom was demanding infants in the game that they would be horrendous to play with, and here we are.