PETA’s social medias are becoming so beyond parody that I’ve decided to retire my “the meat industry funds them” conspiracy for a fresh new “PETA was bought out by The Onion” theory.

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PETA’s social medias are becoming so beyond parody that I’ve decided to retire my “the meat industry funds them” conspiracy for a fresh new “PETA was bought out by The Onion” theory.