Handing Michael Bublé a signed referendum claiming he will only be forgiven for Santa Buddy by singing a version of Santa Baby that is rewritten to include grotesque visualizations of t4t gay BDSM sex.

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Handing Michael Bublé a signed referendum claiming he will only be forgiven for Santa Buddy by singing a version of Santa Baby that is rewritten to include grotesque visualizations of t4t gay BDSM sex.
Damn. I just remembered that straight people exist. Get well soon.
The way straight people fetishize body hair is so weird. In fact, the way straight people do fetishes in general is weird. In fact in fact, straight sex culture is just weird. In fact in fact in fact, straight people are just flat out weird. Queer folk just do so much stuff so much better. It’s truly a burden to bare, being this perfect in a society dominated by flops.
The Tumblr Staff pretending to care about proper moderation when you can't even report a blog on their site is hilarious. Not only will the report form reject a regular blog link, but the form also forces you two write two paragraphs and fill out a whole ass Google reCAPTCHA just to report hate. Is it any reason why you don't get any reports for actual hateful individuals, Staff? When you make it as difficult as possible and smother those who are already feeling shitty in more shit, then of course people aren't going to report stuff to you because it's more stress than it's worth. Asking users to tell how this violates Tumblr's policy's. BULL-SHIT. That's your job not ours. Do it.
I swear to god I just spent like 15-30 minutes reporting ONE blog. A blog that has not only been active for years, but is marked in Shinigami eyes. What a joke website. I don't give a shit if the trans staff members actually wrote that apology. Actions speak louder than words, and so far, Staff has been silent, as far as I'm concerned.