the other day i was in the kitchen mixing a drink and i poured all the stuff in the shaker and shook it and grabbed the little bottle of ginger beer and put the rim of the cap on the edge of the countertop and smacked it with my palm and all it did was put a big divot in the counter. so i tried again and it put another big divot in the countertop. so i had to get out a bottle opener and just open the bottle like normal and finish mixing my drink while staring at these two big chunks taken out of my countertop that i can't fix and that's when i realized that i am no longer in my twenties