hober

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Putting the "tess" in "delicatessen" since 5739.

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@eryn's partner.

Half of @hodykee.

I work in a large donut made of metal and glass, but please don't expect much in the way of work-related posting from me.

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1xx informational response

  • 100 Continue: Rex Spangler, the Bedazzler
  • 101 Switching Protocols: Randall Mouth-Harp
  • 102 Processing: Chrysler LeBaron
  • 103 Early Hints: The Fishin' Physician

2xx success

  • 200 OK: Gravybelly Dunstan
  • 201 Created: Extra-Skin Dave
  • 202 Accepted: Beanbag-Chair Bill
  • 203 Non-Authoritative Information: Grant Sharpnails, the Scratcher
  • 204 No Content: Tommy Lice-Comb
  • 205 Reset Content: "Medicated Shampoo" Jonah Jump
  • 206 Partial Content: General Woundwort, the Giant Rabbit
  • 207 Multi-Status: Genius L. Cravat, the Gentleman
  • 208 Already Reported: Giant Bat Wings Roland
  • 226 IM Used: Texas Emil

3xx redirection

  • 300 Multiple Choices: The Ornamentalist
  • 301 Moved Permanently: Captain Slick-Talk
  • 302 Found: Sackfist, the Tapdancing Trombo
  • 303 See Other: Souvenir-Selling Mlodinow
  • 304 Not Modified: Blind Buck and "Woozy," the Invisible Seeing-Eye Dog
  • 305 Use Proxy: Roundhouse Farter
  • 306 Switch Proxy: Red Ball Pnutz
  • 307 Temporary Redirect: Fake Cockney Accent Alan Strippe
  • 308 Permanent Redirect: Air and Whiskey Dale McGlue

4xx client errors

  • 400 Bad Request: Ladry Jerry Lardo
  • 401 Unauthorized: Low-Carb Aleks Stovepipe
  • 402 Payment Required: Hugo Stares
  • 403 Forbidden: Eldred Splinters
  • 404 Not Found: Oliver, the Train-Oyster
  • 405 Method Not Allowed: Pring, Ultralord of the Hobo Jungle
  • 406 Not Acceptable: Utz, the Crab Chip
  • 407 Proxy Authentication Required: Salt-and-Pepper Chest
  • 408 Request Timeout: Beverly Hills Buntz
  • 409 Conflict: Mississippi Barry Phlegm
  • 410 Gone: Matter-Eater Brad
  • 411 Length Required: 49-State Apthorp, the Alaska-Phobe
  • 412 Precondition Failed: New Hampshire Todd
  • 413 Payload Too Large: "Taxachusetts" Glenn
  • 414 URI Too Long: Hydrocephalic Jones
  • 415 Unsupported Media Type: Vermont "Greenmountain Boy" Phil Marijuana
  • 416 Range Not Satisfiable: Alaska Mick the Crabber
  • 417 Expectation Failed: Arizona Ludwig
  • 421 Misdirected Request: Silas Swollentoe
  • 422 Unprocessable Entity: Slimneck Holden Fop
  • 423 Locked: Aspiring Jaster
  • 424 Failed Dependency: Illinois Obama
  • 425 Too Early: Sammy Austere
  • 426 Upgrade Required: New Mexico Anselm Turquoise-Eater
  • 428 Precondition Required: Prayerful Stan, the Bent-Knee Yahoo
  • 429 Too Many Requests: Four-Fisted Jock Socko
  • 431 Request Header Fields Too Large: Shadow ("Blinky") Preston
  • 451 Unavailable For Legal Reasons: Somersaulting Mike Spitz

5xx server errors

  • 500 Internal Server Error: The Rambling, Rambling Boris Wander
  • 501 Not Implemented: Business-Class Klaus Riel
  • 502 Bad Gateway: Emergency Exit Aisle Gustav Nook
  • 503 Service Unavailable: Unnervingly Candid Nicky Thain
  • 504 Gateway Timeout: Snoops Lightstep Trenchcoat, the Hobo PI
  • 505 HTTP Version Not Supported: William Carlos Williams
  • 506 Variant Also Negotiates: Beef Grease Porter Dripchin
  • 507 Insufficient Storage: Exoskeleton Chester Fields
  • 508 Loop Detected: Roth IRA Romeo Leeds, the Well Prepared
  • 510 Not Extended: Bum-Hating Virgil Hate-Bum
  • 511 Network Authentication Required: Thor the Bum-Hammer

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